I wish this was about our great sex lives, it's not

Heyyy ladies! Dool, Gabs and I are doing a joint blog right now, being the last 3 left in milwaukee :(. I have a little news! I am officially stuck in this godforsaken tundra for awhile...BVK offered me a job on Friday! Sooooo everyone needs to come back, or at least come to visit when Gabs and I finish our amazing apt that we're going to buy. We've already picked out a color scheme: mint green & chocolate brown. haha geeks I know, but I'm excited! So some highlights from the past weekend for us 3

1. Dool got BLACK OUT and got home (we dont know how). and by home, I mean to shen's apt where him and mo were lovingly cuddling. she proceeds accept their invitation into his apt, get sick a LOT in the bathroom and at some point in the night crawled into bed with both of them! Needless to say Shen was not pleased and ended up on the ground by the end of the night, but not before bandaging dools bleeding foot for her. all and all a loving friday night.
2. Trainors little brother came to visit and promptly fell in love with the girl who bought him the most shots...mo. A little while later inquired as to whether or not mo had a boyfriend, and if so, whether or not he was dangerous. Gabby said no.
3. We all had the intention of going bowling on saturday night, but showed up in our sandles to gresky's. he lovingly offered us all socks to wear (joe o's of course) and when we all got rejected from the bowling ally due to trainor's little brother's fake gabby geniusly remembered that she forgot her socks at home so proceeded to take everyone's socks and now has 4 pairs that she can fit BOTH of her feet in.
4. Some man stole dools underwear from the pool. apparently this was some time ago, and everyone knew about this, but me. gabby just causually dropped the fact that he was smelling it as well.
5. I had an official Dool moment yesterday. While walking down the allyway behind 18th after parking my car, at dusk, by MYSELF, I look up at a dumpster as a car drives by. to my dismay I find myself staring at hairy homeless butt. a homeless man is SHITTING into a bag mere feet from me! I have still not recovered.
6. Gabs and I got bed frames delivered today. No mattresses, the frames. fuckin renee row.
7. I got a fish, his name is Eugene. I affectionatly call him eugie for short. gabby calls him gene.

Love,

Larry, Moe and Curly