Accidently Got Sauced and Embarassed Family...

Hey guys!

Okay first things first.........allie prayed silently in a church for ten minutes...


im going to let that sink in.

Haha, second of all Larry, Mo, and Curly your stories were hilarious and I felt like I was literally talking to you in person. All i can say about everything that happened to Dool is.....obviously.

So I'm going to begin to weave my tale. Last weekend was my cousins grad party, and it was a fine/normal event.... until I started drinking grey goose and lemonades. Now, this is the o'shaughnessy side of the family..the crazy side and everyone came in from out of town. Keep in mind that I am the oldest of 26 grandchildren. Needless to say I got sauced out of my mind and continued to literally guzzle the Goose while at the same time telling my 14 year old cousins they better do the same. of the 26 cousins I am the only one that can legally drink. I would say that about twelve were belligerant. No wait, I just counted, 10. Ten of us went crazy. we brought out this wierd wooden board and set up an impromptu beer pong tournament...started blasting irish jig music and forced our dads to be our partners. Tim O. (dad) had a poor showing......until we started filling the cups with Great Lakes.
Now if you guys haven't had Great Lakes, it's this very potent beer that's like an ale..and it's notorious for being pretty good and SUPER strong. Tim O's talents were honed and he ended up winning the tournament with me as his partner.
His 15 year old son with his temps had to drive us home.

Needless to say Crazy Col (my mother) was not thrilled when I was imitating my aunts dance move in the family room in my 10 inch wedges and wiped out knocking over a wooden chair. apparently i'm an "embaressment"....haha I told her she was forbidden to look upon me. didn't end well. I was forced to do lawn duty the next day and prrooooobably would have chosen death.

I think I convinced about 9 more of my cousins to come to Marquette and continue the legacy. There are 4 of them that are going to be seniors in high school and are all thinking of coming. how hilarious would that be...if you went to college with three of your cousins. I'm laying on the peer pressure pretty hard so we'll see

So anyways, what are your guys plans for SummerFest...im debating coming up this weekend....everyone's thoughts?!

i honestly miss you guys so much, and i love you all!

sincerely,

Nala the Lioness.